The Punk Ska Pioneers Tour

I’ll bash this one out quickly as there not much that needs to be said. (Not that kind of bashing one out, you sick fucker)

On Friday Night (11th December) Fuzigish, Hog Hoggidy Hog and Captain Stu will be playing a show at Mercury. That’s pretty much all you need to know. If that information isn’t enough to make you cancel the party you were planning on having (in your pants) to pull through, you’re a lost cause anyway.

But because I feel like a shepherd leading his flock, not to the water but to the wine, I’ll point out that Fuzigish are the guys who, along with The Hogs, started the SA ska punk scene. And they don’t visit often. If you miss this, either you or some of them, will probably be dead by them time they visit again. These are the time scales we’re working with. So be there.

See, I'm not lying, they really are coming.

See, I'm not lying, they really are coming.

For the Jozi guys, you can cancel your Saturday plans, Brruuuu. Cause both Hogs and Fuzi will be playing at Cool Runnings in Fourways. The Diesel Whores will be coming along for the ride. It’ll be Schweet Bru. For you guys the tour isn’t as important as it is for the mother city because bands from all over the country come to visit you all the time. It’d be nice if you greedy fuckers reciprocated and sent your bands down here more often.

Of course I suspect our Jozi readership is rather minimal. However, If you are from Joburg let us know, if there seems to be a decent readership up there we will start to cater for you guys by letting you know when we’re sending our bands to visit and posting pictures of our awesome weather, beaches, sunsets, models and mountains so you can close your curtains and pretend for a moment that you aren’t living under a cloud of smog/about to be robbed.

Contact is through the comments. It’s the easiest way of handling these things.