Funny Archive

  • What Would Jacques Do?

    What Would Jacques Do?

    Jacques Kallis is one hell of a boring guy. He really doesn't have much to offer besides cricket. Which got me to thinking, what would this guy do if he wasn't so damn good at playing with balls?
  • Why do we listen to commentary?

    Why do we listen to commentary?

    Sports commentators are infallible. They are at the top of the journalistic profession and are the envy of their peers and… ah never mind, we all know the vast majority of them are total crap and only got their jobs because they are ex-pros, or people who have taken a dose of Verb-Lax and have [...]
  • Olympic Sports that don’t exist, but should

    Olympic Sports that don’t exist, but should

    I’m not a jock. And I don’t purport to be one (I’m quite happy being an anti-jock). But I’ve been thinking and I realised there are certain sports in which I would flourish, and I am hugely disappointed in this entity we call “society” that my true talents cannot be recognised and seen for what [...]