Stupid People Archive

  • Mass Murdering Cultural Icons of the Future

    Mass Murdering Cultural Icons of the Future

    Che Guevara is vile. His revolutionist thoughts and ideas led to the slaughter of millions. If you truly believe that wearing a shirt with his face on makes you a symbol of counterculturism and socialist oh-so-cool, then this post is probably not for you. If you knew even a little about this man, you may [...]
  • Why Julius Malema Doesn’t Get Speeding Fines and Other Mysteries

    Why Julius Malema Doesn’t Get Speeding Fines and Other Mysteries

    I fully realise that by writing this article I wander into dangerous territory, and open myself up to being called all sorts of nasty names.  I also realise I would need several degrees in Law, Sociology and Anthropology to write authoritatively on this topic.  However, the Internet is no place for informed opinions, so let [...]
  • Farmville Sucks and So Do You.

    Farmville Sucks and So Do You.

    Holy fuck. Farmville invite, after Farmville invite, after Farmville invite. You’d think they were queuing up to me like I was the war rations provisioner. And even if I was I’d say, “Get fucked and die you drain on our society’s gene pool.” I can’t even begin to tell you how much I loathe Farmville. Farming is boring enough [...]