Solly Assrovich – Company Wizard, Author

Preferred Sectors: Rants, Raves, and Inner Workings of The Daily Discharge

About Solly: Nobody knows quite where Solly came from, but it is rumored that he once played saxophone for an all-girl cabaret in New Orleans, and that his last real job was as a nipple-slip spotter on Baywatch. He likes easy money and expensive women, and is probably with your girlfriend right now.

Jason Dude – Editor-in-Chief, Author, Bad Photographer

Preferred Sectors: Music, Politics, Popular Culture

About Jason: Jason left behind promising careers in punk rock and Existential Philosophy to work for The Daily Discharge full-time.  He can often be spotted at gigs, sometimes with a camera.  He enjoys skinny jeans, Heineken and Jagermeister, local music, fine drinking establishments and questionable joints.

He is also the guy you should contact if you want something: Jason@TheDailyDischarge.com

Kyle Ecks – Author, Misanthropist

Preferred Sectors: Music, Fashion, Internet Culture

About Kyle: Unlike Norman Conquest (who believes that most people are out to get him), Kyle is actually out to get most people.  He lurks in the shadows of Observatory most nights, preying on unsuspecting girls who could plausibly be over 18.  He enjoys recreational and equine drugs, surveillance equipment, coca cola, Marlboro Filters, xkcd, razor blades and fashion accessories that double as weapons.  He hates everything else.

Nick Corné Krige – Author, Sports Correspondent

Preferred Sectors: Sports, Motor Industry, Anywhere That’s Licensed

About Nick: Nick plays hockey and Football Manager, and drinks a lot of Castle.  He is a full-time journalist, and occasionally graces our pages with his words and explicit images. He enjoys the finer things in life. Gandalfs, Tiger Tiger, poker nights and binge drinking. He is currently available.

Richard LT – Guest Author, Technical Consultant

Preferred Sectors: Politics, Technology & Internet, Consumer Activism

About Richard: Richard is a Guinness drinker and a frequent flier.  Richard (if that is his real name) is believed to still work for MI5, but is currently in deep cover as a software consultant.  When he’s not broadcasting his pirate signal he can be found in a pub, enjoying some sweet black Irish stout.

Norman Conquest – Guest Author, Conspiracy Theorist, Financial Manager

Preferred Sectors: Finance, Politics, Fear-mongering, Paranoid Delusions

About Norman: Norman began his career in mergers and acquisitions. However, after leading a series of successful hostile takeovers in Southern England, he became disillusioned with the money-driven hegemony we live in. He decided to retire early and move to South Africa, where he could begin to sow dissent amongst the populace, and spread the truth about the Illuminati and their minions.  He believes that Kyle is trying to get him.

Electroboy Kennedy – Celebrity Guest Author, Master Beat Maker

Preferred Sectors: Music, Electro, Cape Town Night Life

About Electroboy: After surviving a horrifying accident involving a drum kit, Koeberg Nuclear Reactor 2 and four dozen car batteries, Young Graham Kennedy discovered that he had the power to be electric!  He is also really really good with the ladies. He can be spotted all over town dropping some serious beats in some classy joints.

Cameron Richards – Staff Photographer

Preferred Sectors: Light & Magic, Worldcraft, Rock ‘n Roll

About Cameron: Cameron enjoys cool shit, Early Fridays and growing his hair.  He spends his time drifting between Michaelis, Orms and Long Street, and occasionally ventures into the deep South to meditate in preparation for exhibitions.  He drinks whiskey, if you’re buying.

You can catch up on his latest photos and antics at cameronrichards.com